the grabbing

when a parent grabs their child's phone while they show their parent something on it. it's usually accompanied by them either scrolling, asking "what/who is that?", and/or them not giving the intended reaction

child: hey, mom look at this meme walks over to mother
mom: okay, honey. grabs phone
child: it's funny, right?
mom: begins swiping i don't see what's funny

child: later yeah, my mom did the grabbing today. she almost saw a picture with a swear, she would've flipped.

by max quigley July 9, 2020

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie

"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

by dundiewinner January 15, 2017

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

grabbing the pussy

When the girl best friend lears the boy into feeling that the girl loves him, but it’s all a setup and she backstabs him.

Mike fell for Jenny’s grabbing the pussy.

by TheSingh23 September 18, 2022

Grabbing a boob by the nutsack

Taking risks in life

Fred: Why do you do all of this risky shit

Phil: I’m just grabbing a boob by the nutsack, that’s living life my friend

by AssReLicker July 30, 2021

More flabbin’ for the grabbin’

Just like "more cushin’ for the pushin’" except for super large girls.

Damn homie she look like she could be on my 600 lb life

All good bro, more flabbin’ for the grabbin’

by @celinemmorris April 9, 2019

Grabbin the pussy

Going in between girls legs (clothed in leggings or some) and touching the vagina

"i was grabbin the pussy"

by Mosydon November 4, 2016