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The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.
Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.
The Golden Guard by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022

the golden gaurd 

the golden gaurd, (aka hunter wittebane) is the best character in the owl house. hes amazing. hes sad. and he is awesome
bro did you hear about the golden gaurd? yea hes amazing!!!!
the golden gaurd by urchiniu April 25, 2022

the_goldenguard 

circling_shpre 's account but they changed their username. They are cool and kinda look like the golden guard but they arent named hunter
person: why can't I find circling_shpre 's account?
me: they changed their user to the_goldenguard

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026