The hilarious one in every group that will stay single forever because is scared of commitment, they'll laugh their way through all life's worries! ...And cry in private...
"I'm the boring friend, Sam is the wild friend and tommy is the funny friend"
A funny friend is the person in the squad who no one actually likes. They only keep them around to make them laugh, so the funny friend is usually depressed because no one is an actual friend.
"Who is thatm I've neverseen them before"
"Oh don't worry about then, they are just the funny friend"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)