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The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

the freds by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

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fuck the feds

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC

While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS

fuck the feds by SCSA420 June 28, 2014

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The Fred Voccola

The Fred Voccola when you hype up to a partner how sexually endowed you are, only for them to be disappointed when the rocketship you've described is actually a small dog's dick and you insist that people prefer it over your previous promises. Pretty typical of Florida based tech companies.

"I pulled The Fred Voccola on her last night and she left! Guess she doesn't like rocketships."

The Fred Voccola by KaseyNah October 11, 2023

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The Freddy

The act of dressing up as Freddy Kreuger all the way down to the knife hands (no shortcuts) while your mate is asleep....setting up cameras and then continue to have sex with them .........when they awake you yell "Welcome to prime time bitch!!"

MARCUS:"Hey Stanley my sister was acting wierd last night what did you do?"

STANLEY: "Gave her The Freddy "

The Freddy by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 8, 2019

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the feds

A hater/ the police

the feds are watching hard

the feds by stophating2020 June 23, 2020

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The Freddy Fazbear Surprise

The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."

"Yeah dude last night I pull the Freddy Fazbear Surprise on Her."

The Freddy Fazbear Surprise by xdNeva February 21, 2021

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The Feds are watching

The police or the authorities are survailing your person

"Watch your back" , "the Feds are watching"

The Feds are watching by Eros McDonald August 22, 2017

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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