when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.
Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
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A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
by DBS dude March 29, 2022
Get the Fluke the furry mug.An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
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(flakey dick)
the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)
(flakey dick)
the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)
"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"
"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"
" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"
"that dude has the flake"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"
"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"
" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"
"that dude has the flake"
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Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
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