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The Fink 

1. The chosen one who was born to kill/refute newbs (newb), campers, and other people who use cheaper or dishonorable tactics to acheive a victory.

2. Anyone who has characteristics resembling "The Fink."
"I will destroy you and your evil plan, for I am The Fink"
The Fink by Stephen Olsen December 28, 2005

The Fink 

I saw the Fink patrollin' the library fifth period.

The Fink Effect 

When playing a competitive sport, more likely then not, there is usually a star that carries the team to victory. Usually, that is called the star player of the team, or MVP. The Fink Effect is when the MVP helps the team overcome defeat all by himself.

So, When a team is losing a game without their star player, but then the star player comes in and makes the difference for the team to overcome and win, that is called The Fink Effect.

It doesn't have to be the MVP or star player that constitutes it as the Fink Effect. For a team to make a comeback from losing, because of only one player, that is called The Fink Effect. Thus, as long as one person makes the difference, then the Fink Effect is taking place.
DJ H.S. WINS 25-23, an UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK. Their stay player made The Fink Effect!
The Fink Effect by IgnominiouS August 29, 2010

The Fink Effect 

When playing a competitive sport, more likely then not, there is usually a star that carries the team to victory. Usually, that is called the star player of the team, or MVP. The Fink Effect is when the MVP helps the team overcome defeat all by himself.

So, When a team is losing a game without their star player, but then the star player comes in and makes the difference for the team to overcome and win, that is called The Fink Effect.

It doesn't have to be the MVP or star player that constitutes it as the Fink Effect. For a team to make a comeback from losing, because of only one player, that is called The Fink Effect. Thus, as long as one person makes the difference, then the Fink Effect is taking place.
DJ H.S. WINS 25-23, an UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK. Their stay player made The Fink Effect!
The Fink Effect by IgnominiouS August 29, 2010

The Roasted Fink 

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!
Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!
The Roasted Fink by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021

the finkinator 

a man with an amazing penis, also defined as a chick magnet and the kid who always wins and gets that pussy
bob "aw man the the finkinator strikes agian he stole me girl"
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