the finch
When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.
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the finch challenge
When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video
the finch challenge by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019
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The Finch Dilemma
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
The Finch Dilemma by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
The Fischer Flu
After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
The Fischer Flu by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019
The Fincident
In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.
He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.
When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.
The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.
Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.
When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.
The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.
Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
The Fincident by The Dragon of Dathomir August 3, 2023
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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