When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.
by Finchness April 17, 2017
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
by Griff27 August 11, 2017
by W.Cronkite March 10, 2009
1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"
2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"
2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"
by Jackinthebeanstalk November 11, 2009
Finch a nice funny cool guy. Who changes lives making people laugh and have fun. Finch is mostly right. Smart but lazy. Likes a lot of things but doesn't really dislike anything.
by Eatthatpussy44569420 April 7, 2017