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the donkey punch

When you are doin a chick from behind, put it in her bum really fast and hard, when she screams like a donkey you punch her in the face.
by Matt Chow September 8, 2006
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the donkey punch

during sex the man gets on his hands and feet and the woman climbs on top and sits on his dick while he starts to kick like a donkey
by r s1221e May 9, 2010
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the donkey punch

When you're engaged in anal sex and prior to ejaculation punch the ass being pounded to a pudding.
"I was so into the anal sex last night I gave her the donkey punch before finishing."
by DragonMasterPoonSlayer December 7, 2016
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The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
by pattymills May 27, 2008
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Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Unholy Roy Batty March 28, 2009
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when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON
by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009
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