The dipshit
The dipshit by Paigeeeee7 April 20, 2026
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The Dipshit Effect
An effect as valid as the Doppler. Whereby an incredibly stupid person mistakes their own confusion for yours, and lives in a world of self-righteous indignation at your endless capacity to puzzle them.
The Dipshit Effect by Overlord0 June 25, 2014
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the dipshit table
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
the dipshit table by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
skip the dipshit
Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
skip the dipshit by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
skip the dipshit
Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
skip the dipshit by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
Dipshit the Rat King
Dipshit the Rat King by Skenjermine March 13, 2022
Put the puzzle together dipshit
Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
Put the puzzle together dipshit by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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