yo that doppler looked like a mule in a coma up close!

I am a melomaniac.

1) Frat Boy talking to other frat friends: "Dude...I blacked out last night and totally dopplered this girl I just met at the bar."

2) Slutty girl talking to other slutty friends: "So there I was on the crapper dropping this wicked dump, when in comes this retarded frat kid with a grin on his face asking if I want a doppler. He suddenly does a reverse handstand, drops his head between my thighs and goes to work. I finished dumping, of course....."

"Gosh shannon is such a doppler"

"when the Cuban missile crisis is the most interesting thing to talk about, that's fuckin' Doppler, dude."

You’re a Doppler

Doppler is newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww