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Dont forget he's a yugayo freak
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair
look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.
the dew by mike July 29, 2004
“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.
“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”
The Dew by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

shake the dew off my lily 

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

shake the dew off the lily 

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

shake the dew off my lily 

To urinate, to piss.
Whew, I gotta go shake the dew off my lily.

Shake the dew off the lilypad 

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.
We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!
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