the deck

Where the shaft meets the sack

"Dude! She had such a deep throat, her lips touched the deck! "

by the deck April 24, 2014

The Deck

The Deck is a concept in Clash Royale that there is always a deck that can perfectly hard counter yours.

Person 1: “Bro, I was on a 6-game win streak until I came across The Deck.”
Person 2: Damn

by Mr FlutePiano January 15, 2022

The Deck Of Many Things

An evil item that will immediately destroy and plot structure when it is introduced into the game

this option was removed when the deck of many things used "The Fates" card deleted this quote

by The DM January 17, 2019

Hit The Deck

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.

Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.

by Kanda February 1, 2008

running the deck

Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.

Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?

Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.

by Gohan Barracuda November 22, 2017

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.

Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.

by KennnBo March 20, 2008