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swab the decksex
To stimulate the female genitalia.
"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
#swabbing the deck#masturbation#masturbate#rub off#stimulate#stimulation#cunnilingus#eat out#finger#pleasure#pleasuring#muff dive#bush#cunt#vagina#kitty#rub#oral#cooter#muff#clam#pussy#go down#going down#go down on#masturbating#vag#sexual#sex#bearded clam#oral sex#oral stimulation#clit#clitoris#clitoral stimulation
by confusinomiton October 01, 2006
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Swab the Deckunknown
When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!
#swab#swabbing#swabbed#deck#decks
by jjv3b7 February 04, 2010
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swab the decksex
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
#eat a dick#clean a dick#insult#sexual order#pirate slang
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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