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swab the decksex
To stimulate the female genitalia.
"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
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by confusinomiton October 01, 2006
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When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!
#swab#swabbing#swabbed#deck#decks
by jjv3b7 February 04, 2010
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swab the decksex
When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
#eat a dick#clean a dick#insult#sexual order#pirate slang
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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To ejaculate semen over the belly or chest of a prostrate female, then use one's penis as a mop, to spread the spermatic fluid all over her body, being careful not to miss any spots.
Blaze, drunk, blew a bucketload of it all over Jizmona's chest, then used his semi-erect dong like a squeegee to try and spread it around, all the while shouting: "Swab the deck, me hearties. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum". Jizmona ran out of the room, dripping and naked, screaming.
by Zoschenko September 04, 2018
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