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the decider 

George "W" Bush - the "Decider", the "W" stands for war whore. First american known to not be elected as president but resides in the White House anyway, because daddy bush, and brother bush made it happen. Also known to be a deserter from military service to avoid serving in vietnam, head of the REDpublican Party of America, known to be a cocaine addict, known to be an alcoholic, suspected terrorist and coconspirator of 9/11, alleged war criminal and alleged murderer ( I got this info from the near 3/4 of a million dead people in Iraq, I consider it to be a reliable source), and known to be world's worst president ever, and the worlds most stupid idiot.
example: George "W" Bush is the war whore that started the unprovoked war in Iraq, while tooting cocaine and choking down another fifth of Jack Daniels, he conspired with others the tragedy of 9/11, despite being a stupid idiot, he illegally took office and has took great pride in his war crimes and is proud of each and every murder he is responsible for in Iraq. Being known to be the worst president ever, he has self proclaimed himself as the Decider, the world considers him to be a faggot because he doesn't care's who he is screwing over, man , woman, or innocent children, just as long as he get's paid profits for it at the pumps, he is willing to sacrafice others life's to make himself satans whore.

Sporkle The Non Decider 

Sporkle Seriously... Nobody cares. your not the decider...
Sporkle The Non Decider: Sporkle doesnt decide anything this is a free economy

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.
- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die 

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

who decides to live their lives on the road

who decides to live their lives on the road
who decides to live their lives on the road
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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