The deafening

When you cum in her right ear round 1. And cum in her left ear round 2.

Karen: whats wrong with you this morning? You cant hear anything I’m saying.

Sarah: bobby went crazy last night and said I wasn’t listening so he gave me the deafening m.

by Jmurder007 January 29, 2022

the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

by Starchylde May 24, 2016

the deskening

that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Defending The Pilot

Crappy as local band from colorado.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.

"I like Defending the Pilot."
"Go listen to some real music."

by DickNixonJr. May 26, 2009

deepening the kiss

Means using tongue or something

Bro 1: *spying on bro 2 and him kissing his girl* omg he's deepening the kiss

by NO NAMES ARE AVAILABLE March 5, 2022

Defending the hosel

In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.

“Chez has had a few shanks, now he’s defending the hosel!”

by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025