the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.

That movie is the crisps!

the crisps by Stumpy January 5, 2004

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

Shit in the crisper by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

The Crispy Jack 

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

The Crispy Jack by Glovehands April 20, 2009

The crisis 

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

The crisis by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

The crisis 

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

The crisis by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

The Crispix Effect 

scientific research into this amazing phenomenon shows that whoever gets overly excited about crispix suffers greatly with their spelling for the next 5-10 minutes.

Aleksandr: I jsut ate a hoooooolleeeee mugfull of CRISPIX!
Cyndrid: Dude WHATS UP WITH YO SPELLING! Ah, it must be the crispix effect!

The Crispix Effect by Ozymandiasssss April 11, 2010

The Crisis of the 2010s 

A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce

*conversation in the 2020s*
Remember the crisis of the 2010s, I still miss those guys.

The Crisis of the 2010s by Great Beast December 8, 2019