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the course 

The crawling of a student underneath all the desks in a classroom getting to the other side of the room, and back, without the teacher realising. Common during substitute teacher lessons and Chemistry
Oh kyle, i can't believe you completed the course while she was writing on the board

did you see jamie's lad socks as he crawled to complete the course?
the course by YarraCaptain2012 August 4, 2011
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Stay The Course

George Bush's response to any question about the Iraq war, social security problems, or political question.
Interviewer: Sir, what do you plan on doing with Social Security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about social security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: How are you gonna handle inflation?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about your approval ratings?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: When are you going to pull out of Iraq?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: But sir.... that doesn't make any sense!
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: Are you messing with me?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Stay The Course! STAY THE COURSE!!!!!!!
Social Security: Ya, Bush is a bit tired; he needs a bananna... one sec....
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Now what were you saying?
Interviewer: Stay the Course?
Bush: YES!!!!!! EXACTLY! Now ya gotta it!
Stay The Course by Pillsburydodude February 1, 2007

Stay the course

#1. To answer a question in the vaguest terms possible.
#2. To impart that "something is being done" but in all actuality your just standing there with your dick in your hand.
#3. Orwellian rewrite. “Stay the course” was NOT meant to connote “Attempted suicide by repeatedly ramming your head against the wall”.
We're going to do what we've done the LAST THREE YEARS.....Stay the course.
Stay the course by Jeffrey K October 25, 2006

drop the course 

Any sorry excuse a Friend may give when times are tough at school. If you are overwhelmed, you should just drop the course, if you are busy you should drop the course, if you are lazy you should drop the course. Anything that demands minimal exertion will lead to dropping a course in university
Marie: "This subject is really hard, I dont think i will have enough time to study for it"
Dimitri: "Just drop the course bro"
drop the course by iejd November 25, 2017

par for the course 

Another way of saying Murphy's Law.

Presumably comes from the cynical idea that one expects something to go wrong and things are going exactly as planned, just using golf as the analogy.
Person one: I'm able to answer the telephone all day and the minute I step out of the house to get the mail, that's when they call!

Person two: Well that's par for the course.

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It's par for the course that the second I'm stepping out the door for a date that I get called into work.

par for the course 

Term asking someone how many sexual partners they've had.

Interchangable with par for the hole
Dude: Hey whats the par for the course babe?
Chick: Six on the fairway, three on the back 9.

Dude: Wtf?
par for the course by jesus0f816 December 27, 2009

over the course of the evening 

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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