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the comedian 

The most bad ass member of the Watchmen.
The Comedian totally killed that pregnant woman.
the comedian by sjupiter17 March 16, 2009

the comedian 

When recieving oral sex one will release the load into the mouth and before giving any chance to swallow a halarious joke is told resulting in the semen being squirted out the nose.
Last night I hit Lisa with the comedian and told her the one about the Priest.
the comedian by Bowie August 17, 2006

The Comedian 

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.
I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.
The Comedian by L. Dog September 30, 2006

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

The Branch Covidians 

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"
The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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