When recieving oral sex one will release the load into the mouth and before giving any chance to swallow a halarious joke is told resulting in the semen being squirted out the nose.
Last night I hit Lisa with the comedian and told her the one about the Priest.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'