the christopher
The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.
the christopher by Jshizniz July 14, 2017
The Christopher Colombus
So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
The Christopher Colombus by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
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the christopher • The Christopher Colombus • the christopher markert • The Christopher Theory • Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr • Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release • Christopher Penaldus the 3rd • Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release. • Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release. • Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka
the christopher markert
the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
the christopher markert by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020
The Christopher Theory
Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory by gregory for president January 17, 2023
Christopher Penaldus the 3rd
There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.
Christopher Penaldus the 3rd by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023
Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr
whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii
Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr by lezgoo September 23, 2021
Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
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