the chef's special

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well

Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

by chef's special April 21, 2021

The sandwich chef

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

"WTF is that?"

"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"

"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"

S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."

"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"

by The guy who did it for the lulz April 30, 2008

The Chefs Apron

the hoodie above the clitoris when it it has dried, crusty, cum on it from last nights meal.

"it took me two hours to get clean the chefs apron after last nights appetizers."

by nagmytoefuck August 28, 2007