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The Chapstick 

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."
The Chapstick by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009

Rockin the Chads 

Wearing someone elses swim trunks because you forgot yours
yo, Im "Rockin the Chads"
Rockin the Chads by Arminhammer April 25, 2009

let Jesus out of the capsule 

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

wheres the chapstick 

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick by megs101010 December 10, 2009

fuzz on the chapstick 

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

The Chads 

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
The Chads by M-Belks April 5, 2009