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The Cast Away 

n honor of Tom Hanks in the movie "Cast Away." When too much heat and friction builds up during double penetration and it can no longer be endured, one of the men screams, " I..... have....made FIRE!!!!" Bonus points are earned if Wilson is watching.
Porn Stars frown upon performing The Cast Away. It rubs their dicks raw after just a couple photo shoots!

My buddy and I are pretty close friends, but I never thought we would do The Cast Away together... damn that shit burned!

"I can't figure out why my wife gets turned on every time we watch a Tom Hanks movie. Did someone run a Cast Away on her or something?"

At first we thought we'd picked up a nasty bitch when it started to burn, but then we figured out we were pulling an accidental Cast Away.

"Look Bro, unless you want to experience The Cast Away, you better throw some more lube on our junks right now!"
The Cast Away by DMonkage May 14, 2014

the castaway 

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway
I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.
the castaway by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

The Camster 

THE AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE!! CHARMING AND LOVES WOMEN. AKA CAMERON DE LA MOTTE
I saw The Camster earlier; he’s so charming.
The Camster by Camouflage69395 January 16, 2022

The Carsten 

Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!
The Carsten by bluke69 March 27, 2019

The Appleseed Cast 

An amazing indie-rock band from Lawrence,Kansas who will make you cry whether it's angst fillled emo from their early work or beautiful post-rock from their later work.
Emo music fan: Do You know any nice slow songs of the emo genre?

You know like "LoveLetterTypewriter" or "Lowercase West Thomas"

Appleseed Fan: Yeh,try "December 27th,1990" by the Appleseed Cast

THE DIRTY CASTANON 

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.
Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.