Porn Stars frown upon performing The Cast Away. It rubs their dicks raw after just a couple photo shoots!

My buddy and I are pretty close friends, but I never thought we would do The Cast Away together... damn that shit burned!

"I can't figure out why my wife gets turned on every time we watch a Tom Hanks movie. Did someone run a Cast Away on her or something?"

At first we thought we'd picked up a nasty bitch when it started to burn, but then we figured out we were pulling an accidental Cast Away.

"Look Bro, unless you want to experience The Cast Away, you better throw some more lube on our junks right now!"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.