The caterpillar 

The caterpillar is a bizzare sex position mainly practised in western parts of Africa. Much like fisting, it involves one partner inserting both his/her hands up into the vagina of their partner , right up to the wrist. A substantial amount of time must pass for the position to reach its penultimate stage ( typically 9 months ) of the partner opening his hand out as if holding up the gospel to the priest at mass. This symbolises the birth of a butterfly from a caterpillar - symbolising the ex-partner cleansing the vagina of his/her partner giving them permission to be penetrated by a new johnny vinjizzler.

David broke up with Áine last month and he finally gave her the caterpillar yesterday.

The caterpillar by Flappyman February 11, 2014

the caterpillar 

A dance move.
To 'do the caterpillar', you have to lie sideways on the floor and wiggle your limbs so you go round in a circle. Results in friction burn and giggles.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just did the Caterpillar. That hurt, but hahahaha.

the caterpillar by Rachyykiinz April 24, 2009

The Caterpillar Effect 

The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.

MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!

The Caterpillar Effect by Arren69 September 23, 2012

colin the caterpillar 

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

colin the caterpillar by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020

Connie the Caterpillar 

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

Connie the Caterpillar by TC_333 June 19, 2019

cuthbert the caterpillar 

Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth

Glorious feel really gentle and moist

Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious

cuthbert the caterpillar by Bigbiggynig March 11, 2022

The Fail Caterpillar 

A mischevious, fuzzy little caterpillar that says the word Fail. It's videos can be seen on the site youtube.com/dyli.

Fail.

Hey, don't be the fail caterpillar!

The Fail Caterpillar by Dyli June 15, 2010