An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time,
Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their
friends to chip in for a bit of
marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at
Bruce the
Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's
Bruce the Bug"