Definitions by Junky_Mark
Rats
Rats: being viciously unattractive.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Rats by Junky_Mark December 18, 2021
Rats
Rats: being viciously unattractive.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
— If someone says you’re rats, they mean you’re ugly as shite and get no birds (zero pussy). Or vice-versa, you get no cooch.
Example 1:
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well, aye ken”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is ugly and no lads should be firing her any chat.
Gib: “That bird is so rats I can count her on one hand (Under a five 🖐 )”
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Campbell: “Aye ken, Days in the sides, that dyke is rats as shite and reeks of shite as well.”
Explanation: Gib tells Campbell a girl is ugly a shite in a club, and that he can count her rating in one hand, meaning she is rats and warns the boys that no lads should be firing any chat her way..
Rats by Junky_Mark December 18, 2021
Bruce the Bug
An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"
Bruce the Bug by Junky_Mark September 26, 2020