the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.

John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

by bobbyjoe003 December 03, 2007

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

brown ringer

The local creep in the work place who grovels around the management

the creeps just left the boses office
so the boss must have a brown ring on his dick

by paul May 07, 2005

brown ringer

a dried up meal named after the ring of dried gravy on a diner plate after being kept warm in an oven

christ ! is that the time ?.looks like i`m in for a brown ringer when i get home.

by stevo September 23, 2003

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 03, 2017