the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008

The Brenton

The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"

The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".

We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?

by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018