the blackening

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage

Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

The bakening

The act of getting really high. The term was coined by fat cunt Ryan

Chad: Let’s play a game

Billy: Wait before I start let’s the bakening commence

by Chad69420blazitoficallyrekt October 17, 2021

The great blandening

A cultural moment or slow-burning era where everything starts to feel generic, safe, soulless, and algorithmically optimized—usually in the name of profit, political correctness, or fear of backlash.
It’s the opposite of creative risk, raw authenticity, or human soul. You feel it in music, art, fashion, politics, even conversations—like someone sanded off all the sharp edges of reality.

Ever since 2020, it feels like we’re living through The Great Blandening—every song sounds like an ad jingle and even rebellion feels pre-approved.

by Charleston Barnes II April 17, 2025