the black d 

A mystical aura that brings death and sadness to the land.
Or a large black mans massive dick

"Hey dude, remember when Europe was hit by The Black D back in the 1450's."

"Yeah man, I read that even the queen of England took The Black D"

the black d by Merriam Websta man c===8 January 22, 2014

The Black Dahlia Murder 

Named for the infamous 1947 slaying of 22-year-old Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia, sounds like they should live in Scandinavia, whence originates much of the frenetic brand of death and black metal that inspires them. Formed in January 2001, the group followed their six-song What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse demo with the four-track A Cold-Blooded Epitaph EP, which was released on their own Lovelost Records. With a number of acclaimed concerts appearances like the Milwaukee Metal Fest already under their belts, the group then signed with Metal Blade in 2003 and were soon recording their debut album, Unhallowed. 2005's Miasma and 2007's Nocturnal kept death metal as the group's foundation, though the band began exhibiting an increasingly melodic streak that came to fruition on 2009's brutal, but majestic Deflorate.

The Black Dahlia Murder is such a well-balanced brutal band. I saw them live and went nuts when this bad-ass gorilla started running around the stage during Statutory Ape

The Black Dahlia Murder by MurderFlakes February 4, 2010

Blonde in the Black Dress

A term for a pint of Guinness beer.

Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"

Blonde in the Black Dress by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006

the blonde with the black dress 

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

the blonde with the black dress by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005

The Black Death 

A disease in the early 14th century or 1300's that killed about 1/3 of Europe's population. So it killed about 75 million people in its 10 years of happenings. Symptoms of The Black Death (a.k.a The Bubonic Plague) Were you would get headaches, chills, fever, nausea, vomiting, back pain, soreness in arms and legs, and the sunlight was to bright to look at. Also, within about 2 days of these symptoms you would get swells on your neck arms and around your crotch area. Then a few days after that your hands will start to become black and the blackness would grow and then you would die.

the black death scary deadly 14th century firstdescription The Black Death

The Black Death by TheDesriptor February 23, 2014

the black dahlia murder 

A metalcore band from Detroit, Michigan with influences from hardcore, metalcore, and Swedish metal.

The Black Dahlia Murder are definitely among the most popular of this genre.

the black dahlia murder by TrueMetalForever September 6, 2008

The Black Diamond 

When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.

Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."

The Black Diamond by Fartmasutra March 8, 2020