An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.
A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.
JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."
Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'