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the beck 

dumb bitch who sucks all the happiness away
" dude, she's being such the beck again "
the beck by tara cracker November 10, 2008
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The Beck Special

When your girl gives you a BJ while poaching eggs.
I order the beck special every saturday morning!
The Beck Special by TheDabb March 5, 2026

The Beck's Special

When your girl give's you a Blow Job while cooking you poached eggs.
I order the Beck's Special every Saturday morning and man they don't cook like this at Waffle House!
The Beck's Special by TheDabb March 5, 2026

Rebeckster-erbeck-becky-beckbeck-sterbeckrebeckminister-the beck becker beckin

A very large name for Rebecca
Hello Rebeckster-erbeck-becky-beckbeck-sterbeckrebeckminister-the beck becker beckin how was school.

Eleyah Beck the loml 

Eleyah Beck the loml

This is the next part of our journey my love. To anyone who reads this yea this is real love mother truckers. And i love this girl to the end of freaking narnia and back to mars and Jupiter. We will be together one day in person get married and move out to wenus world and live out our lives.
Eleyah Beck the loml. You are the sweetest glifnorp chicken nugget ever I love you. Wenus wenus
Eleyah Beck the loml by Tipzilla November 12, 2018

The Glenn Beck Defense 

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

Beck the Mech 

Refers to the word MechisBeck from the middle ages, meaning that Beck is Mech and Mech is Beck. Meaning the person in question likes straight hair and other perfectly straight things or objects.
" Oi Beck the Mech! Why Mech?"
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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