Eleyah Beck the loml

This is the next part of our journey my love. To anyone who reads this yea this is real love mother truckers. And i love this girl to the end of freaking narnia and back to mars and Jupiter. We will be together one day in person get married and move out to wenus world and live out our lives.

Eleyah Beck the loml. You are the sweetest glifnorp chicken nugget ever I love you. Wenus wenus

Eleyah Beck the loml by Tipzilla November 12, 2018

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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

The Glenn Beck Defense by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

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Beck the Mech

Refers to the word MechisBeck from the middle ages, meaning that Beck is Mech and Mech is Beck. Meaning the person in question likes straight hair and other perfectly straight things or objects.

" Oi Beck the Mech! Why Mech?"

Beck the Mech by Imakethebestwordsshutupfamjam October 13, 2020

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