the bae
A blond headed male with bright blue eyes and a perfect smile. He must be really stupid yet tall and skinny.
the bae by Michael Angelo bae 617 larusso November 22, 2013
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The Bae and Switch
Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.
The "Bae and Switch"
The "Bae and Switch"
The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.
The Bae and Switch by Baesically September 6, 2017
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The Bae Test
This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.
If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.
If not... They failed
If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.
If not... They failed
Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
The Bae Test by Random__123 January 28, 2015
monkey the bae
monkey the bae by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017
Knighting the Bae
When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.
Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "
Knighting the Bae by keyks September 28, 2015
log is the bae
log is the bae by loggyboi February 10, 2018
The salt bae
The salt bae by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022
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