Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.
The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.
When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.
Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.