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The Bae and Switch

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Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"
The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.
The Bae and Switch by Baesically September 6, 2017

The Bae Test 

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This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed
Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
The Bae Test by Random__123 January 28, 2015

monkey the bae 

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the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend
monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive
monkey the bae by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Knighting the Bae 

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When finally finding "the one" or ones "bae for life", one proceeds to tap the bae once on each shoulder with ones dick as a way to claim her for ones own.
Dick: "I spent last night knighting the bae after she gave me a sweet blowie."
John: "no way man! I'm so jealous! "
Knighting the Bae by keyks September 28, 2015

log is the bae 

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Just the best log is the bae ever to live
log is the bae by loggyboi February 10, 2018

The salt bae 

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A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.
Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.
The salt bae by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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