The Axis

Italy, Japan, and of course germany
They were fought against by the allies in WW2
So like, not cool Hitler

Person 1:Hey thats the axis! their advancing into russia!
Person 2: Weren't they allies?
Person 1: Their funeral

The Axis by RandomguySixtyFye July 11, 2021

the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love

just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis

the axis by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

the axis

A girl gets bukakked by 5 guys who simultaneously shit on her. A combination of German scheisse sex and Japanese bukakke.

I heard that slut likes the axis.

That bitch totally got axised last night.

the axis by random777hero November 28, 2010

The Axis

the worst discord server to ever actually exist... very many mistakes have been made...

"I fucking hate the axis server. It's full of retards!"

The Axis by edgyflame January 11, 2022

The Axis Nuke 

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

The Axis Nuke by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

The Axis Of Simpitry 

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

The Axis Of Simpitry by gully64 March 10, 2020

Drop on the Y axis 

When a friend does something that is particularly unfriendly. Anytime someone does something mean or inappropriate.

Originated from "Flight of the Conchords" when Murray shows Jemaine and Bret his "friends chart." The y axis on Murray's friend chart represents the level of friendship and the x axis shows the time line.

When Bret and Jemaine are mean to Murray and his other friend they are dropped on the y axis to the point of being at the "stranger" level on the chart.

Murray: "You drilled holes in my desk. That's a drop on the y axis..."

Drop on the Y axis by Grymm Deth February 8, 2010