1) "The Strokes," a rock and roll band
2) A specific group of people who are entirely whole - rather they rule, in and of themselves, and their ruling is unrelated to anything else.
2A) Any group that is entirely self-sufficient and internally consistant.
2) A specific group of people who are entirely whole - rather they rule, in and of themselves, and their ruling is unrelated to anything else.
2A) Any group that is entirely self-sufficient and internally consistant.
by axl November 30, 2004
Get the the awesomes mug.Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.
Next, tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.
Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. To traumatize any police, medical personnel or curious children who may investigate your corpse, write "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!" across your chest. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind.
Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.
You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.
Next, tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.
Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. To traumatize any police, medical personnel or curious children who may investigate your corpse, write "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!" across your chest. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind.
Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.
You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.
by Friendly Hobo September 23, 2007
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The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.
The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.
'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'
by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005
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Get the of the awesomeness mug.When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.
The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders
David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
by Sameeh January 12, 2010
Get the The Awesome Blossom mug.Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.
by The Bombest May 11, 2010
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"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"
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