The awesome answer
The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.
TRUE ANSWER --
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."
rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."
THE AWESOME ANSWER -
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"
rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."
rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."
THE AWESOME ANSWER -
rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"
cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"
rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"
The awesome answer by ALMFFE December 7, 2010
