Also referred to as "Teh Addition"<br>The person of your desire. Called the addition because you think being with them would be a positive thing for you.
Mandi: "OMG I am madly in love with the addition."<br>Me: *points* There he is.<br>Mandi: "STFU!"
I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.
II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.
III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.
IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.