the ask

A noun describing an amount of money or a favour requested -- usually of a group or individual in a position of power.

Why are you here before Council today? What is the ask?

the ask by Carol Martin September 11, 2005

The ASK Academy Effect 

The ASK Academy effect is basically the theory that whenever someone transfers to this school somehow the guys look mildly attractive since they're the only guys here, furthermore public schools consist of attractive guys BUT THE GUYS AT ASK ARE NERDS AND LOSERS WHY DO I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE

basically u lower ur standards a lot

Suzy: Wow omg look at him he's so hot
Patricia: He goes to ASK doesn't he

Suzy: Ya

Patricia: No wonder, he's ugly as shit. This is The ASK Academy Effect

The ASK Academy Effect by personrandom1 December 11, 2018

Ask The Planet 

A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.

The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.

The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.

The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.

The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.

The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.

They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.

The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.

The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.

Ask The Planet by TB_ftw February 15, 2010

Ask The Googles 

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

Ask The Googles by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

Gra'ask the Consumed 

Zavala: Mobilizing fireteam for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the strike name generator.
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to

Sacrifice yourself to Gra'ask the Consumed

Gra'ask the Consumed by ThatsDooDoo September 19, 2020

ask the man

An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.

"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"

ask the man by pcaston2 October 13, 2005

Ask the Poles. They know. 

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.

- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.

Ask the Poles. They know. by TomGore April 13, 2010