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The Air Fryer 

Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"
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the air fryer effect 

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.
“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

Makin' Jerky in the air fryer 

Someone knocked on the door when I was makin' jerky in the air fryer

Putting chicken nuggets in the air fryer

The act of shoving your own thumb or someone else’s up your ass while you masturbate.

Putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer 

Master bating with a finger up your ass
I was putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer before you called