The Wook

The Wook is a young female human representing Chewbacca, a wookie character starring in the popular Star Wars trilogy in the 1970's. This female has many of the features of Chewbacca, including a wide face, cleft lip, and broad smile. Although this female is typically viewed as unnattractive, she has enjoyed a steady flow of male appreciators, who show their appreciation for her while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages, or other drugs. It has been mentioned in scientific studies that perhaps the physical qualities of a wookie are inherantly attractive to some males while under the influence of said alcohol and drugs.

"Yo, I got with The Wook last night"
"Wow, again? You must have been hammered"
"Yeah, I was pretty much blackout for the whole night"

by Jonathan McKenzie October 25, 2006

Bussy The Wook

(wook; noun,) is a especially codependent loser someone so intoxicated that they require the assistance of others to ensure their own thing I need individual who prioritizes self-awareness over self-care.

(Bussy; noun)Slang term used Gay men to connote boy pussy in reference to their anus. “Bussy” has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their manhole of love.

Bussy the wook

Stop being “bussy the wook” and get your shit together.

“Bussy the wook” needs to man up and pay his own bills.

by Likalotopus1987chrisoko January 4, 2021

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

Stroking the Wookie

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

stroke the wookie

To have a wank

Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

skinning the wookie

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour

I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex

by quagmire69 December 9, 2008

Hug the Wookie

Do something without planning. Off the cuff.

-You ever rode this mountain bike trail before?
-Nope, gonna hug the wookie!

-We're pinned down, no where to go! What do we do?
-Time to hug the wookie, cover me!

-Did you make notes for your speech?
-Naw, I just hug the wookie.

-How did you make that?
-I dunno, just hugged the wookie and this is what I ended up with.

by Ganbareyan January 31, 2023