The Waldos

A group of pot-smokers in the 70's in San Rafael High School, in the U.S.. They were most famous for inventing 420. This was origionally because they met on certain days at 4:20PM to smoke pot. It caught others' attention, and became a codeword for pot.

See 420 for more information about the Waldos.

by Lexeh May 2, 2006

The Land Of Waldos

1. Where all hope is lost. From "The Great Waldo Search".

You will be my idol if you can find Waldo on that page.

2. Where all hope is lost. Referring to The Land Of Waldos in "The Great Waldo Search".

1.Remy: Hey, Rowan, want to look at this Where's Waldo? book with me?

Rowan: Oh! The pain! The suffering! Such horrible memories!

Remy: ...What?

Rowan: I found Waldo on every page, but when I got to The Land Of Waldos, I knew I could not get any further.

2. Remy: Hey, Rowan, how was the test?

Rowan: It's The Land Of Waldos in there, even if you studied. I hope you weren't planning on going to college.

by H.M. Switz January 26, 2009

The Waldo

When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.

Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"

by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009

The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"

by AkBeast August 10, 2019

the waldorf

The waldorf is a sex position where the male covers his nuts with salad dressing and sprinkles them with croutons. then the male puts his nuts in the girls mouth and she begins to enjoy her waldorf

Who ordered the waldorf ?

by mr. waldorf March 28, 2009

Waldo In The Cut

A "Waldo In The Cut" (male) or "Wanda In The Cut" (female) is a person who befriends someone in a romantic relationship as well as thier romantic partner, and then waits patiently in the "friend zone" (decades even) until they can execute thier own romantic agenda in the target. They may even take the target on "friend dates".

Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.

Girl: Didn't Jhene Aiko have a man when she started seeing Big Sean?

Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.

Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.

Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?

Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...

Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.

Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...

Guy: Already grabbed it for you.

by King Heracy April 15, 2018