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the tri-town 

The tri-two includes the small rural towns of Plainville, Wrentham and Norfolk. The tri-town is located in the white suburbs of Massachusetts, where most people are descended from irish families who fled South Boston.

Norfolk: the wealthy part of the tri-town located in the northern most part. This is where you’ll find the nicest houses, the safest neighborhoods and the wealthiest families. The police are strictly surveying the area 24/7 and will pull you over for going 5 over the SL.

Wrentham: the middle part of the tri-town located right between Norfolk and Plainville. Basically nothing is here except a few dead stores and maybe a few farm houses, like most of the tri-town. It also has 2 large lakes towards the center of town.

Plainville: the ghetto part of the tri-town located in the southern most part, bordering Rhode Island. This is where you’ll find your lower middle-class people and your druggies who overdose on heroine in the sketchy downtown area.

The tri-town is your typical boring New England suburb despite being centrally located being Boston and Providence. According to most teens in the area, the only things to do in the tri-town is drink, smoke and fuck. The kids here would dress like scrubs 24/7 if they could (sweatshirts/sweatpants) but 90% of the people are Catholic so they are forced by their elderly to dress nice and go to Church.

The whole tri-town was inhabitated by Native Americans before they were kicked out by English colonist in the 1600s.
Hey, don’t you wish you lived in the tri-town so you could get fucked up every night and run naked through the farm land.
the tri-town by CIV2000 December 16, 2017
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
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