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the Snorkel 

The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles
"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"
the Snorkel by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009
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The Snorkel 

When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.
John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.
The Snorkel by fireeater5301 February 6, 2015

clear the snorkel 

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.
clear the snorkel by Dwayne November 22, 2005

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.
Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.
The Possessed Snorkel by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

The Manitoba Snorkel

A sexual act wherein a person performs oral sex on their partner while submerged in a bathtub or swimming pool completely filled with ice cubes. Characterized by severe goosebumps, intense shivering, and a high risk of localized frostbite.
"I tried to surprise Kevin with The Manitoba Snorkel last night, but we had to call it off halfway through because the sound of my teeth chattering was ruining the mood."

Snorkel in the cranberry bog

The act of fisting your significant other while drinking cranberry juice
Holly said she was going to snorkel in the cranberry bog when her fiancé got home

the snorkle 

when the testicles are used to cover the snorklees eyes, similar to googles and the penis is inserted into the mouth resembling a snorkling breathing apparatus.
Charballs- "dude why do you have two black eyes,your lips are bleeding at the corners, and your face smells like ball cheese?"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"
the snorkle by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008
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