EMT: What happened to your face man?
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008
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by Ohmygoditssobig6942069420420 February 27, 2022
Get the The smooth taste of NEO mug.the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010
Get the The Smooth Polak mug.A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?
About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
by Big chees3 September 18, 2013
Get the The Smooth Cheddar Attack mug.When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
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Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
by etymographer October 25, 2006
Get the get the smooth off mug.The effect to one's self when leisurely consuming an alcoholic beverage. Beverages with higher alcohol content hasten this process.
by meestatom August 9, 2012
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