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The most amazing song in the world, by the American group of gods referred to as Tool. If you don't plan on listening to this orgasmic song, you are a Bob Marley wannabe mother fucker and therefore should kill yourself.
Guy 1: Hey man, have you listened to The Pot?

Guy 2: The what?

Guy 1: Kangaroo done hung the juror, bitch!

Guy 2: Oh, sorry. I'm gonna go shoot myself.
The Pot by Mr. Queequee December 12, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
The Pot, The Glorious Pot. The Pot started it's life as a cooking pot but now it is a vessel for drinking water. It is the star of a stream on Twitch. The Pot has large googly eyes and a smile. It dresses for various occasions. It is a pop culture icon
- All Hail The Pot, The Glorious Pot

- I will drink from The Pot

- #justiceforthepot
The Pot by smexiunicorn December 29, 2022
Treating everyone with dignity and respect equally.
Please make sure everyone understands the importance of "The Pot." As it applies to the fictional "metaphor" created for Urban Dictionary.
The pot by Thecleanpenguin February 12, 2026

the pot calling the kettle black 

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves
Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

The pot calling the kettle black 

If someone says this, it simply points out hypocrisy.
You’re saying I’m annoying? That’s like the pot calling the kettle black!

the pot turning the kettle black 

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.

the pot turning the kettle black 

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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