The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

The New Testament by gilf21 July 21, 2019

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Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

Read the New Testament by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

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