the Net
Trendy word used by hip people to describe the Internet. See also: World Wide Web, the Information Superhighway.
the Net by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003
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The net is coming off the pegs
The net is coming off the pegs by Glue Gun November 30, 2017
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The Net God
the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
The Net God by billymays69 October 13, 2011
Back of the Net
This phrase originates from the feeling of pure unadulterated joy associated with the ball hitting the back of the net in football (soccer in the USA).
Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path
Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path
After retrieving the lost Inca Golden Headed statue from the hidden Jungle temple, whilst escaping deadly spiders, poisonous arrows, and out running huge stone boulders, and it must be said keeping hold of your hat, you raise the statue high in the air and exclaim to the masses of indigenous tribes;
"Back of the Net"
"Back of the Net"
Back of the Net by Nathaniel jones November 14, 2003
surfing the net
surfing the net by XXX February 1, 2005
Padding the Net
Padding the Net by Islemage February 14, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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