The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
by The High Priest May 23, 2011
the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!
billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(
by billymays69 May 27, 2011