XXX's definitions

conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

Techno doggy dance

Sexual position; while you are fucking a chick from behind, you then reach around and rub her clit to the beat of your or her favorite song!!!

Yo, I whipped out the techno doggy dance on that bitch last night!

by XXX May 5, 2003

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

white water rafting in beaver canyon

1) sliding your penis between spunk filled vagina lips.
2) Having extremly sloppy seconds;
3) Performing well lubeb oral sex;
4) Felching on cream pie

by xxx April 23, 2003

condomism/condomist

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.

"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"

by xXx May 13, 2005

dirty rain mack brigade

Sleazy old men who perv around sex shops

by xxx April 23, 2003

cape may

piece of shit place at the jersey shore, contains a bunch of poser surfers, who just fall over on the 2 foot waves.

look at those little bitches goin down to cape may.

by XxX June 1, 2004