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the kevin

the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.
by balls itchy :( July 25, 2022
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the kevin

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.
Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!
by sorangis June 26, 2023
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The Kevin Hand

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.
Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*
by Shaggy Dankest Dankweed March 30, 2017
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The Kevin Challenge

The Kevin Challenge

A challenge involving one Major Faggot and a minimum of 17 other faggots.

The challenge: Suck off and ingest the cultures of every faggot in 8 minutes or less. This challenge has only ever been completed by Kevin, hence "The Kevin Challenge". If this task is completed with less than 17 other faggots, it cannot be considered a "challenge", but merely "A Regular Kevin Afternoon."
Matt: I just completed The Kevin Challenge today
Kevin: Why didn't you invite me?
Matt: You were there. You participated...
by PlusOne July 1, 2014
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the kevin effect

(from tik tok dancer @kevinvilay_) when someone can’t stop dancing and dances 24/7. symptoms of the Kevin effect include listening to tik tok songs, the sudden urge to dance, and literally dancing to anything.
bea: i’ve been dancing all day
aaron: must be the kevin effect
by bea :* November 4, 2019
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The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017
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The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.
I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.
by Keksperanto November 2, 2017
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