the kevin 

the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.

beware the kevin.

the kevin by balls itchy :( July 25, 2022

the kevin 

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.

Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!

the kevin by sorangis June 26, 2023

The Kevin Hand 

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.

Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*

The Kevin Hand by Shaggy Dankest Dankweed March 30, 2017

The Kevin Challenge 

The Kevin Challenge

A challenge involving one Major Faggot and a minimum of 17 other faggots.

The challenge: Suck off and ingest the cultures of every faggot in 8 minutes or less. This challenge has only ever been completed by Kevin, hence "The Kevin Challenge". If this task is completed with less than 17 other faggots, it cannot be considered a "challenge", but merely "A Regular Kevin Afternoon."

Matt: I just completed The Kevin Challenge today
Kevin: Why didn't you invite me?
Matt: You were there. You participated...

The Kevin Challenge by PlusOne July 1, 2014

the kevin effect

(from tik tok dancer @kevinvilay_) when someone can’t stop dancing and dances 24/7. symptoms of the Kevin effect include listening to tik tok songs, the sudden urge to dance, and literally dancing to anything.

bea: i’ve been dancing all day
aaron: must be the kevin effect

the kevin effect by bea :* November 4, 2019

The kevin mccallister 

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

The Kevin Spacey defense 

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

The Kevin Spacey defense by Keksperanto November 2, 2017